Most places have elections more than once.

Did you see the letter from all the student unions at Harvard? Good luck.

There is a modern day calculation negotiating how badly you need a Bandaid on the fingertip you use to open your phone.

Unless you're Jewish, in which case the immediate impulse is to yell Mazel tov! (You can hear that in the background on Carlebach at the Village Gate.)

I remember my grad school teacher (Dr. David Berger) saying that the lack of textual turf battles between Jews and Muslims was a big contributing factor in their relatively benign and occasionally positive relationship as opposed to that between Jews and Christians.

It's a screen shot of Homer Simpson in his underwear eating 64 slices of American cheese

Wow. This counts as "Suggestive Content?"

How else will the rest of us realize how cool Judaism is?

You're young, that's why.