what if I said that "voting" here means writing "bluesky said I had to" onto a printout of a Kamala HQ tweet, tying the paper to a rock, and throwing the rock over the border in defiance of god and man alike

Someone on bluesky coerced me into drinking a bottle of wine, writing "I vote for Harris!!1!" on an A4 paper, and throwing the bottle with the paper in it into the sea, hoping it crosses the Atlantic.