Daddy Day Care Chronicles Day 3: December 1st I witness my son 👶🏼 Defecate in front of me 💩 As he squirms, unfazed. Golden, liquid poo 🤢 Adorns the changing table As I watch in shock😳 I hasten to cleanse 🧼 In horror I plead for aid 🙏 And God replies: No. 👎

Daddy Day Care Chronicles Day 4: December 4th “Sleep when baby sleeps” 😴 Is quaint but absurd council One gives new parents Shall I then prepare 👨‍🍳 To feast when the babe doth feasts? 🍖 Or bathe when babe bathes? 🚿 A moot point, as he Forsakes slumber’s sweet embrace And woefully weeps. 😭