And for my next trick: stremedius.substack.com (Just continuing my habit of annoying everyone at once.)

The Annals of St. Remedius | Paul Riddell | Substack

Defining "Exonormal" Since 1630. Click to read The Annals of St. Remedius, by Paul Riddell, a Substack publication with hundreds of subscribers.

I can't be clear enough in this... WE ARE OPEN FOR SUBMISSIONS. Not wanting to overload us is terrible a reason for authors to avoid submitting their own (non-"AI") work. You have the stories we want to see.

“I’m not STUPID! I have a…uh…uhhhh…how do you spell ‘MBA’?”

Scenes in the book include: * a Cretaceous oyster reef-turned-grooming station * a feeding frenzy attracted by a rotting sauropod * large mammals learning that not all their reptilian predators are gone * a cold evening on the new Rio Grande utpress.utexas.edu/978147732463...

It’s okay: Manchin’s grandma thinks he’s cool.

I admit that this is best used for when your array of symptoms is best followed with “We call it…’The Aristocrats’!”

Clear…line with fresh lava…same thing, really.

Speaking from personal experience, if you were having intestinal issues, this will cauterize them. I also no longer have working nostrils or tear ducts.

That’s the difference between Melbourne and Dallas. We get REAL mutants, from the best Ivy League schools, in our parks.

This should be the subject of the next “The Thick of It” spinoff: youtu.be/5ootNMaQiPM

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