Gotta be hard to somehow be the most doofus billionaire this month even when one of them imploded himself

When you fall off w a friend for 2 mins and they instantly start telling all your business <<<< now I gotta be phony

My theory is that Elon is paid by the gov to break Twitter so we cant organize online in protest of the upcoming election / Supreme Court rulings

Guess I have no choice but to tweet here lol

This app got like 200 ppl on it and I’m already seeing drama between users and the mod team? Lmao

I hate when the plug tells me they can serve me tmrw. I want my drugs today!

I wanna find ppl I know on here even tho I don’t

It’s nothing but Swifties on this app 😭