My average day: Wake up Clock in Eat breakfast Take shower Fuck around online Listen to podcast or watch show Maybe do an hour or two of work Play video game Do chores Fuck around doing other things Clock out Nothing is worth doing often or well. Sit on your ass!

Damn that does sound good!

I am routinely saying such things to all my friends!

Fuck to all corps

The rep on the other line keeps calling me ma'am...

They did their homework so I have to give props to them

Great Muppet Caper obviously

Hey me too! I was being serious!

AI...more All Icky!! If you ask me!!!

Got twenty likes on one post last week so I can't complain