My worst movie experience was when I saw Snow White and the Huntsman at the theatre and just before it started a group of very rowdy Italian kids on a school trip were herded in by their haggard teachers. By the time the trailers had finished they were all silent but that film was terrible.

Italian school children on school trips that come here are genuinely the worst ones - they're usually the wealthy ones, and thus complete spoilt brats. I feel for you.

I've been very lucky with films that, outside of watching bad ones, I don't think I've had an especially bad experience connected to seeing a movie.