Got a 1985 Vemcolite VL-4 dual bulb drafting light to provide light when I get high as hell and play with my synth shit late at night. Only paid 35 bucks The industrial design on this thing is goddamn amazing. Was used by a drafter that is now retired and used it his whole damn career.

Skipping out on getting surfaced with a client to do my favourite thing in a strange city, walk around aimlessly furiously hitting my weed pen

Friend dropped off homemade salsa and peppers, some of which they grew in an aerogarden I lent them. Def owe them.

American's just know have gotten All Dressed, but they still do not know the wonder of Zesty doritos. Unreal it hasn't made it south of the border, objectively better than nacho cheese imo

Realized I subconsciously gave my cyberpunk character the same boobs, nipples and pubic hair as my wife. I feel like I should get some kind of wife guy award.

Hooking coworkers up with job offers at other firms is a very hilarious way to get them raises when they have been told no. Very funny this is rewarded more than loyalty.

Got invited to an "Autism in the Workplace" meeting and my first thought was "they know". Turns out it is an educational session for leadership for how to work with autistic team members.

Life has literally gotten better since I have amassed a collection of lubricants, tapes/coatings and glues of the right variety. Everything runs smooth, everything to sticks (or doesn't) to what it should and if something malfunctions very likely the solution is there.

so many powerfully badly wired brains in engineering consulting