UK people confused by baseball: it's a cross between cricket & dogging, with four wickets (bases). If you hit the ball far enough you get to kiss, fondle, finger, then shag the wicketkeepers. When everyone's had a go, there's a break & a celebrity furry comes out to dance for the drunk onlookers.

The players aren't allowed to bet on the results. If they do, they're not allowed to play any more.