Happy Dog Carcass in Alley Day to all who celebrate.

All the alleys near me seem to put out their dog carcasses from September these days. Gets earlier every year.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout: 'Save us!' - and I'll whisper “oh, since you asked so nicely, sure.”

Funny watermark?

Almost 40 years ago. Amazing how time and Dr. Manhattan fly.

MAN: I’m so depressed at the cruel futility of existence. DOCTOR: Then go see Pagliacci the clown. MAN: But I am Pagliacci the clown! DOCTOR: Then go see Joe the clown. He’s pretty good too. MAN: OK. Thanks.

Observed but not celebrated