I should collect and torture five fleshtubers for my new project: I Have No Mic And I Must Stream.
Because Elon's tiny penis means the artist can't take a bow on Twitter, gonna debut this here first. A stunning @pomonna.bsky.social piece of Stardust Shimmer and I. Pom is, I truly believe, one of the best artists around and certainly the one who knows me like no one else.
Because who could forget that Socrates had to give Croesus eight drachma a month to be a public intellectual.
Fun reminder that I play the best girl in Ace Attorney every Monday on @kyoslilmonster.bsky.social 's channel.
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This is a fascinating spiral into madness. screenrant.com/final-fantas...
Finding the truth can be disappointing sometimes.
I have been tasked with studying the newly discovered Northern Green Anaconda. It's outside my field, but apparently the species is highly uncooperative. Researchers learned the anaconda is far more responsive to rabbit researchers. As it turns out, it don't want none unless they got buns, hon.
Just saw someone blame CrowdStrike on DEI??? Because DEI pushed to production too early??? 1) We established that it was because I said CrowdStrike has a small dick. 2) WHAT DO THESE PEOPLE THINK DEI DOES??? DEI isn't likely even involved with deployment, let alone ordering it.
I got to bust out this quote earlier and it made me want to tell you all about the best workplace sitcom that isn't Endless Monday: Better Off Ted. "Money before people Ted, it's the company motto, written right on the lobby floor. It just looks more heroic in Latin."
Sorry to cripple the planet's technology. CrowdStrike was peacocking at me about its cyber security and I rejected it hard. It got huffy and tried to flex, pushed an update, and crippled technology across Earth. Basically I said it had a small dick and as a result planes couldn't fly. True story.
Including two-headed lizard husbandos. I thought it might have to do with two tongues but the positioning for that sounds uncomfortable.