I ate some iced vovos this morning. Later I put on some lightly scented Nivea cream and now I’m eating crockpot stew at 5:06pm after walking the poodle cross. Living my best Nana life.

Larre... do you have pensioneritis?? I've had pensioneritis for 15 years or more. I like boiled lollies, eating dinner at 5pm, and telling kids to get off my lawn.

To Nana-level-up I still need to: put well chosen birthday cards in a post box, call at least one person on the telephone for a catch up and watch the game shows on an actual TV connected to a roof aerial, followed by the evening news. Anyway that’s my family’s version of Nanas.