My instinct was to yell "get out of my face and go away," so really anything is more polite than that.
The reason we all love the Stankey Cup is seeing how the winners have fun with it every year.
How does one politely tell your loved ones "you need to get out of my face and stop trying to make conversation or interact with me for at least a week?" I am going to go crazy if I don't get some time to myself with peace and quiet soon.
They lost me when they started making fun of parting hair on the side. Excuse us for not wanting to look like hippies, ya weirdos.
One of my most early 21st century memories is going to see the Brothers Chaps on campus. When asked why they chose to cone to Saskatoon, of all places, they answered - "you invited us."
North Dakota is fine to drive through, but the only reason Minot hasn't died is because there isn't anything closer to shop at when coming from Sask/Manitoba.
Spelling errors make my brain twitch.
Oh great, porn bots have arrived. 😑
Also everyone is more fragile and easily murdered.
Jesus? ...I'm not any better.