*singsong cheer* Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Go!

Hello, Linux. Been a while.

Every time Google Assistant can't fulfill a command because it can't verify my voice, I just repeat the exact same command in the exact same delivery, but append "and shove it up your ass." Somehow this always lets it know it's undeniably me.

Anyone else avoid naps because you wake up groggy and even more tired?

Just a me thing? Before her left wing views dominated her personality and therefore her familial strife, Lisa was interesting (to me) for the seemingly insurmountable gap her raw intelligence made between her and her family - even Marge, who was never portrayed as unintelligent.

The particle zoo sat down to dinner and the Higgs Boson gave mass.

Some misinformation in today's US presidential debate about who bears the cost of tariffs. So let's talk about how tariffs affect what you pay for a suit. 🧵 (1/20)Some misinformation in today's US presidential debate about who bears the cost of tariffs. So let's talk about how tariffs affect what you pay for a suit. 🧵 (1/20)

I do not have the time to set up a Linux or dual-boot box! Stop it! Stop looking at distros and environments! I blame the Pi!

Memory's fuzzy, but I think I played Minecraft for the first time late into its public beta, which means I'm not the target demographic for the movie.

Guess who just used the first Doctor Who themed Post-It note from a set he got as a stocking stuffer during his late college years? I don't think it'll keep its post till sunrise, which made me reflect on my physical age.