Rooting interests in the Wild Card round: Orioles/Royals--Orioles because they're my AL team (plus they're my husband's team). Tigers/Astros--Tigers because fuck the Astros Mets/Brewers--Mets because I can't root for a division rival Braves/Padres--Padres because fuck the Chop

So basically a lateral move

every time vance speaks a vogon writes a poem

Literally the Biden administration just built the first new nuclear plant in the US in a generation!

He looks like me in high school when I wore eyeliner. Tbf, it was the '90s, and the smudged look was in

My theory is he never got over losing out on the lead singer gig for a My Chemical Romance cover band

As someone who was raised Catholic, I can tell you that the Catholic converts always tend to be more extreme than cradle Catholics.

Tbf, he's never looked at any book, not just the Bible

If someone says “where’s the federal government right now??” They’re there. The national guard was literally fixing power lines as we left and we passed a ton of government trucks on their way in. They’re handing out water right now. No one has signal to post about it. Fund more FEMA, fewer bombs

it would be so cool if we could normalize politicians, and everyone else, saying “hey I was wrong” or “I fucked up.” Vance just scored points over Walz for saying that instead of blathering for two minutes