I’m in a classic horse girl movie except the wild stallion I’m trying to tame is my dishwasher

COVER REVEAL! SO excited to share this gorgeous cover (by Meg Sayre and Bailie Rosenlund). Look for MEDICI HEIST on shelves 8.6.24 if you like 🐍 greedy jerks getting robbed ❤️ found family grumpy 👨‍🎨 famous sculptors ⚔️ SWASHBUCKLING ADVENTURE #books #authors #YAlit #debut

*dragging my own corpse into bluesky, a trail of blood and viscera winding from twitter through mastodon, post, + tiktok, propping it up in a beach chair, slapping on a pair of sunglasses, and positioning my limp arm to make it look like I'm waving* what up bluesky! SO stoked to be here