The newspaper kept sending reporters out to do stories on Dwayne Johnson. Because paper covers Rock.

The defendant had Willy Loman, Romeo Montague, and Felix Unger testify on his behalf in his trial. They were character witnesses.

The sorceress spent hours unsuccessfully trying to level a table by sawing off the ends of its legs and always sawing off too much. What a dumb enchantress evening.

After Linus’s operatives watched the pumpkin patch all night, he gave them a pumpkin spies latte.

The moth larva had a growth spurt. Now it was an inch and one-half worm.

The lawyer couldn’t decide whether to write the complaint for the heavyweights suing their crooked manager or the pleadings in some appeals. It was the age-old question, boxers or briefs?

Josephine’s plumbing business was so successful that she was flush with money.

Tom Cruise is making a sequel to “Cocktail.” It’ll be called “Whiskey Business.”

I’d claim I always warm-up before I exercise, but that would be a bit of a stretch.

Mating rams are hard to get along with. They can be real butt heads.