The limb in question:

All the good Matts ended up in tabletop gaming. Sorry for hogging them.

As a slightly drunk nerd, solidarity

Hansan Island, easy. Yi Sun-sin was a goddamn legend.

The GOP is going to spend a billion dollars to get the coveted Cybersmith vote.

With a Lulu lane partner, he gets to be unhealthily large.

It's my birthday so I get to do it.

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"Will you marry me, John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmitt?"