"Will you marry me, John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmitt?"

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While helping a friend move, I tried to do a Taekwondo kick to break an old cabinet, slipped, and bruised my hip (and my ego).

Calming himself down with Metal Gear Solid

What are you going to do about it? Tell me so I don't make that mistake again? Show me my error so I can learn and grow? Because I would really appreciate that.

Alright, we've seen the flop candidate. Who are we thinking they pull out for the turn and the river?

You make a good point. Putting pineapple on pizza *does* make a hot dog a sandwich.

Losers always wine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen, Charlie Brown.

At last, someone who will ban assault candlesticks

Culturally Muppet