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Classic Little Boys Room Comics (circa 2013-2016) by Richard Scooperman (Missing, presumed dead). Collected & posted by family friend & longtime neighbor Dave Tomlinson (USMC vet, Bobcat Co. Engineer, retired, proud grandfather of 4!)
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Joe Camel (published 10/10/14)

In cursive: Little Boys Room by Scooper
p1. Joe Camel lights a cigarette for Scooper
p2. Scooper takes a drag
p3. Scooper exhales an incredible cloud of smoke
p4. The Camel logo: Camel - Genuine Taste
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Is THIS Your Card? (published 10/8/14)

Little Boys Room #200 by SCOOPER

p1. All of the boys are together. The beard one is dressed like a magician - cape, bow tie, vest, top hat. He holds a wand and a 3 of clubs. He smiles and says, "Is THIS your card?" The glasses friend goes, "Yea!" And the one with the nose says, "Wow!" while Scooper looks angry.
p2. Scooper goes, "Not impressed."
p3. Close up on Scooper. He goes, "Deception. Sleight-of-hand. Lies. You took advantage of us while we suspended our disbelief. There's nothing magical here."
p4. Scooper takes off his sunglasses to rub his eyes. "There is no magic in the world." he says.
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Natty 6 (published 10/6/14)

Little Boys Room Presents: The Last Natty comic for a while by SCOOPER

p1. Natty has her back to Scooper. She says, "Hey Scoop! Want to see my new tattoo?"
p2. She pulls up her shirt a bit to show a tattoo on the small of her back - it's the Stone Cold Steve Austin broken skull.
p3. Scoop looks at it
p4. Scoop looks at it.
p5. Natty goes, "Anyway, my ride's here. Seeya, Scoop!"
p6. Scoop just stands there.
p7. Scoop stands very still
p8. A tear rolls down Scooper's cheek
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I Wonder When David Byrne Is Gonna Die! (published 10/3/14)

Scooper is eating a spaghetti meal - face covered in sauce, slurping the noodles - and thinking to himself, "I wonder when David Byrne is gonna die!"
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“At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi…” (published 10/1/14)

"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi..."

A picture of Scooper Jr as Darth Maul from Star Wars

"at last we will have revent."

Then a poorly drawn logo of 'Star Wars EPISODE 1: The Phantom Menace
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Natty 5 (published 9/29/14)

Little Boys Room Returns by SCOOPER

P1. Scooper is at a red light on his motorcycle - it’s malfunctioning. He looks grumpy as we see, RATTLE RATTLE

P2.: Scooper is mad. He says, “Why is this still rattling?! I already cleaned the sprocket!! AND I adjusted and waxed the chain!!”

P3: He hears from a voice right off panel. It says, “Sounds like it’s coming from your FRONT sprocket.” Scooper looks and goes, “huh?”

P4: It’s NATTY on her own hog. She says, “Front sprocket is the tightest point on the whole hot. Maybe the chain’s loose?”

P5: She continues, “Loose chain could be hitting a sprocket case. Check for rubbing above or below the chain entrance next chance you get.”

P6: She flips off Scooper and says, “heh heh, RUBBING. Anyway, Natty out. Seeya, Scoop.”

P7: VROOM VROOM! A cloud of smoke is all that’s left of her. Scoop looks stunned.

P8: Scoop still looks stunned. “Bye” he says in a haunting word bubble
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Black Forest Ham (published 9/26/14)

Little Boys Room #69 by SCOOPER

P1. Scooper Jr says, “Black Forest ham is the best-selling smoked ham in Europe, and is produced in the Black Forest region of Germany.

P2: It’s a Protected Designation of Origin, so any Black Forest ham sold in Europe HAS to be from that region.

P3: But outside of the European Union, it’s not protected. So in places like the U.S., anyone can label a ham a ‘Black Forest’ ham.

P4: We see that Scooper Jr is playing golf with his friends and hogging the green. He says, “So, you know. FYI.”
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Why So Serious (published 9/24/14)

An angry waiter holds up a bill - $100. Scooper, dressed like The Joker, says, "Why so serious?"
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Natty 4 (published 9/22/14)

Little Boys Room #100 by SCOOPER
p1. Many are flocking to a sports stadium with a big sign that says, 'HOUSE-CON '14'
p2. Scooper and his Glasses friend are cosplaying as Dr. House. "I can't believe you got us tickets to HOUSECON!' he says with a smile
p3. Glasses friend says, "Yea! My cousin Natty got 'em!"
p4. "There she is now!" and we see Natty also cosplaying as Dr. House. She says "NICE to see you guys. Keep in mind, everybody lies."
p5. Scooper looks normal
p6. Scooper starts to sweat.
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Waluigi (published 9/19/14)

Little Boys Room #64 by SCOOPER

p1. Scooper Jr is woken up from his sleep by his friend with the beard. He says, "SCOOP! WAKE UP!! We're being ROBBED!!"
p2. "...by WALUGI!" and we see the Nintendo character Waluigi.
p3. Scoop, in his PJ's (underwear and a tee) throws the devil horns up and goes "SICK!!" as Waluigi stands with a bag of LOOT, and the beard friend looks sad.

This isn't a joke so much as just a drawing of a Nintendo character?
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Little Boys Room
@lbrcomic.bsky.social
Classic Little Boys Room Comics (circa 2013-2016) by Richard Scooperman (Missing, presumed dead). Collected & posted by family friend & longtime neighbor Dave Tomlinson (USMC vet, Bobcat Co. Engineer, retired, proud grandfather of 4!)
62 followers122 following173 posts