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Lauren Peterson
@lcollinsp.bsky.social
Speechwriter, author, dental hygiene enthusiast.
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I’m seeing some kind of Rocky Horror Picture Show audience participation elements. I’ll bring the cigarettes and pointe shoes.

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The best and worst part of my Fourth of July was watching a rooftop of childless adults learn that swim diapers are not absorbent. You could actually see each person instantly remembering every single time they’ve been in a pool with a baby. Welcome to the other side, friends; I’m so sorry.

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👀👀👀

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You didn’t have the feet. I don’t have the heart.

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Lauren Peterson
@lcollinsp.bsky.social
Speechwriter, author, dental hygiene enthusiast.
63 followers33 following4 posts