Tl;dl I'm too po' for your enticing lq friendship offer, hope u find that friend as lq as you 🫶🏼
It sounded like the perfect start to a best low quality friendship... until I saw a "$". I don't pay for anyone's love on principle, but the truth is I hardly have enough $ to pay for loving myself. Can't justify paying for the title of lqf when it all goes to scraping by my guarantee to survival 🙃
I've gotten this ending before, the best part abt it is I never even told them any of my insecurities. They just knew, and they even knew to compliment me on my worst insecurity. With my head still down and all my muscles in a state of zen, I never thought to question it. It was the cherry on top.
What's the best kind of tape to use? Masking tape and shipping tape both went down, and took the egg with them as if I could stand to break a couple, as if I have all the eggs in the world. I have one egg left in this trying time, please lend me your wisdom
I'm sure he had a good reason to do so, just the one reason actually. "Winning".
He truly was a supersonic man who could not be stopped from having a good time
My least favorite pokemon line is Vanillite/Vannilish/Vannilluxe. When I learned the 5th gen pokemon introduced a sentient vanilla soft serve cone, and throwing all previous logic of biology/canonical tech advances out the window...lost ALL interest in playing newly released games. SO stupid.
@jonbois.bsky.social Just found bluesky after years of pretending neither Twitter or X existed. Followed a single account after it's owner, 'Jon', actually managed to pull a few snorts/chuckles out of me. So I feel pretty set now, I won't need to follow anybody else, ever
Can't tell if people are calling Jon out for speaking on polygamy or for making a pun joke out of polygamy