Ma'am, I am TRYING to get myself off via text, my "potion that makes you cum a lot" will NOT be peer reviewed or submitted for medical review.

Okay but like.... We can agree a lewd story about peer reviewing the potion that makes you cum has a lot of protein right?

that is the other thing that sets a mad scientist apart from their nominal peers. And also means they have to fund themselves via bank robberies and arms dealing. They couldn't assemble a grant proposal if you literally paid them.

Gently correcting you that cocks medically cannot be over a foot long and as thick as your arm, and you're like "will you shut the fuck up and help me cum already"

This is why I avoid super nerds.