Just where the Wild Wings was There’s a club, sounds like they’re strippin’ Ooh Ooh, Baby’s Ooh

imagine how good it would feel to have your whole body taken apart, have each piece carefully cleaned, and then be put back together. powerwash my skeleton in the driveway. lay all the parts out to dry on a towel in the sun. oil all the hinges while you're at it

Last night was the SECOND time that we realized “hey, the lead actor of this show we’re watching was the space monkey in the back seat during the car crash in Fight Club!” An *extremely* specific realization (also, as the husband points out, mathematically very unlikely to happen a third time).

Heading to Rocky Horror tonight so I thought I’d see what was in my prop purse from when I was Janet in the shadow cast. As you can see, it’s been a *while*

About to watch the last movie at Toronto After Dark. The films have been excellent and the vibe is amazing. I’ve been spoiled for regular movies 🖤🎃

My mom’s getting into graffiti, apparently

Jack is ready for spooky season!

🎶 glistening white Triangular tooth Open up a can of tomato juice 🎶 🎶 I’ve got a fang I’ve got a fang I’ve got a fang 🎶

Got to the healthcare protest with my shirt and my sign and was immediately out-clevered by a woman whose shirt just says “DOUG FORD HATES YOU”. It’s a good crowd here today.

I called Jack a liar for begging for dinner when he’s already been fed, and now he’s sulking