Jack is ready for spooky season!

OK, but what if it’s a tiny child in a ladybug costume?! I’m only human!

Youth is walking home with my heels in my hand. Age is just bringing the sensible shoes along in my giant purse

🎶 glistening white Triangular tooth Open up a can of tomato juice 🎶 🎶 I’ve got a fang I’ve got a fang I’ve got a fang 🎶

Thank you Neil! Our incredible staff has been working nonstop for months to get money out to those who need it most under record-breaking demand. What an amazing morale and signal boost!! (Am tireless worker/daughter in question, am in fact quite tired)

Got to the healthcare protest with my shirt and my sign and was immediately out-clevered by a woman whose shirt just says “DOUG FORD HATES YOU”. It’s a good crowd here today.

I called Jack a liar for begging for dinner when he’s already been fed, and now he’s sulking

Update: AAAAAAH DETHKLOK WAS SO GOOD, YOU GUYS

🤞 I’m glad you got to go! (I would have agreed with you - dying for Dethklok is extremely on brand - but that is before I saw the show and now that I know how much they rock, I wouldn’t want anyone to miss out)