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okay, but platonicule is right there.
everyone wants a gf with big boobs but nobody wants to make sexy bras for gfs with big boobs
i have uhhhh a video of the blue hair dye washing off in the shower and it looks in my opinion super cool pouring all over my curves. someone should tip me like $40 and i’ll post it 👀💙🥵💦
Cats are obligate carnivores but are completely convinced they are actually omnivores. They're like "no you are wrong, our ancestors clearly made sandwiches out of their prey, check the fossil record"
i still feel like antihomeless spikes are the kind of thing where if someone put them in a dystopian novel we'd think it was too heavy-handed and wish the author had done something subtler to tell us the government is evil and the people are letting it carry that way
fat bitch friday imagining a world where every time a jerk ever told a fat person to go on a diet, instead their mouth turns into an atm + spits out $40 for the fat person to afford food with. might make up for the fat employment/wage gap. would be funny. i wouldn’t be living on mostly just soup. 🤷♀️
i'm imagining a world where everyone's gender is pokemon and people are like "there are only 151 genders" or "it's not real evolution if you aren't exposed to an element stone" and i'd love people to elaborate on this for me to enjoy thanks i'm only half awake at best
