the challenge for the penguin tonight is going to be staying on message, talking about the issues where he has a polling advantage, rather than, as he often does, going off on tangents and getting drawn into questions about batman's identity

Burgess Meredith fun facts! 1. Was married to Paulette Goddard in the 1940s. 2. Flunked out of Amherst College because he failed trigonometry. 3. Member of the Hollywood blacklist; later won an Emmy for playing Joseph Welch. 4. Was the voice of Puff, the Magic Dragon.

President Cobblepot has a nice ring to it

Either way, an hour later he'll be gleefully posting that it was a total victory:

He needs to emphasize how he is always seen in the company of the police.

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Batman is too prepared again.

Pre-debate gamesmanship.

a man in a top hat says " you don t really think you 'll win do you ? "

Alt: Danny Devito as Oswald Cobblepot aka The Penguin saying, “You don’t really think you’ll win, do you?”

The challenge? He has a better chance of growing wings and cloven hooves tonight than staying on topic. All she has to say are any of these things “project 2025”, “weird”, “bone spurs”, “Trump went bankrupt”, “trump loves autocrats”, the list goes on and on and his cheese will slide off his cracker.

I think there was a Batman episode where the Penguin campaigned on being always surrounded by a good police officers whereas Batman was always surrounded by Crooks.