These are the droids you’re not looking for.

I still haven’t seen one of these in the wild.

Supported! Thanks for the amazing skeet stream.

I genuinely have never seen anything like this: a fully self-sustaining viral panic attack, largely untethered to any actual observable facts on the ground. It is profoundly hysterical, verging on suicidal, and the epitome of self-fulfilling prophecy

If you are gonna travel out of state to have an abortion, DO NOT make plans/arrangements on FB or Messenger. They’ll notify the police.

Proud, card-carrying member of the High Fallutent community here.

We coulda add a curlllll / Rolling lashes deeeeep / You had your heart set onnn threading / And we did it, for cheeep 🎶