My questions in order: Why is Russel Brand in his underwear? Wait, why is the guy being baptized in a wet suit? Scratch that, why is a feral dog watching with deep interest? Hold up, where is this taking place that there's just a weird boat of random people cruising by within like 30 feet??

MNpaleofuture.bsky.socialSep 28, 2024 12:26am

I used to think Russell Brand’s religious conversion was just a cynical PR ploy but now I think this dude is going to start a cult

If it's in the UK, I'm thinking the wetsuit can be blamed on the Tories. (For privatising the water utilities in England, in this particular case.)

We have reached peak man-bun.

There's just a lot going on, most of which we'll probably regret any knowledge of.

More important question, does the boat in the background hate laughter? They could have done something funnier than anything Russell Brand has attempted.

Not to be all C of E and all, but my second question, after the horrifying underwear, would be who the hell gave this prat authority to baptize someone?

Oh good lord. Why the underpants? Put on a ceremonial robe or some damn thing. This guy.

Cruising past cult and landing on Fever Dream.