I got married on Saturday. I have never been happier in my life

Things that make me happy as 42yr old are mostly cheaper than things that made me happy as a 22yr old. My telescopic hose fed window cleaning bush and squeegee turned up finally. £18. Bargain. Only need to clean the three times and then I'm in profit.

I was today years old when I realised Axel's "flash money" in Beverley Hills Cop II is what he uses to go to Beverley Hills with. No idea why it's taken me this long to realise.

Good god, that is all.kinds of wrong

This was also a highlight. Our new PM being congratulated by Elmo

I can feel it burning.

The Fall Guy is the best experience I've had in a cinema this year.

Chakapella (noun): The act of empathy with no musical accompaniment. #WordOfTheDay

I done a baking

If I wasn't a total stranger and you didn't live so far away, I'd invite you both round for dinner :)