Great excuse to post my favorite Twitter shit post of all time. Every time I see this I laugh so hard it hurts.

All that Ozempic for nothing 😁

Oh thank goodness I was worried no wait that's worse

Sanctioned because he missed an appointment where the invite sent him to a building they moved out of 15 years ago

Ahem. We did. They didn't.

#NotAllWelsh

Mason is thicker than a brick sandwich

It won't be an assassin that'll kill him - it's going to be a combination of big dinners and shoddy workmanship.

Wasn't just Twll who was on mushrooms, then.

Yep, if there's one way I would describe Johnson being dragged out of Downing Street yelling "You'll want me back! You've never had better! You total bastards!", it's "general lack of bitterness".