Bench Spencer Rattler. Play Jake Haener.

I don’t know if you know this, but the CEO of The Federalist publication is a piece of work.

Is it poor taste to use the phrase "sock pogrom" to describe purging your sock drawer of all but one style?

Hey #Firefox - you own Pocket now. I login to Pocket via my Mozilla login. So can you stop making me re-login to Pocket to use the "Save to Pocket" function inside FF?

Aidan O’Connell was the true embodiment of Josh Allen’s “did nothing on the group project but got an A” comment. 9-of-21, 62 yards passing, 0 offensive TDs.

ho ho ho merrrrrrrrry christmas ho ho how bout dem cowboys

Such a big building. You can fit so many people in there that the parent company in Japan won’t listen to.

Whenever I see a Hyundai Christmas commercial, I wonder what Pomplamoose have been up to.

ONCE MORE WITH FEELING

A modern Christmas Carol remake where Scrooge doesn’t change his ways but instead makes his whole personality about how the woke Christmas ghosts are trying to cancel him