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and in other alternate universes Boris broke no lockdown rules and won elections... www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Boris Johnson insists he would have won July election in new book

Former PM’s memoir Unleashed argues he was victim of ‘witch-hunt’ and lockdown parties broke no rules

I admit I loved Everything You Do #totp

For services to the UK. (Top work from Tesco marketing team.)

‘Blue plaque’ in Walthamstow Tesco honours lettuce that outlasted Liz Truss

Star of Daily Star’s web stunt given fake heritage mark after proving itself less perishable than Truss’s premiership

He was sound asleep - then curry with the puppodums arrived...

#totp Cheesy key change - cringe. Then another! 😖

#totp I hate this song

#totp Adam Ant - brilliant ❤️

#totp lots of meaningless looks in the Drive video 🥱