I spat into a tube, and when I mailed it away, a company I paid money to found my great uncle’s secret UK granddaughter from his WW2 affair.
It has rained every day since Canada Post notified me that my new raincoat and pants are officially considered lost.
It's one of the bodies from a rare, two-bodied camel.
Don’t hate me.
Tears for Fears were originally called Sugars for Boogers.
One of the crazy mixed up things the kids these days are getting invoved in is culture. Something called “teen culture.” Anyone else heard of this? If you haven’t, don’t go googling for it. You’ll be sorry what you see.
Actual Letterman interview with Charlie Sheen right after Platoon came out (Sheen was like, 22 and about 16 emotionally). Letterman: Do you have a favourite movie? Sheen: Jaws. Letterman: What do you like about it? Sheen: The shark.
At its heart, Jaws is a film about a killer shark
If I’m doing it right.