Isn't this just a modern day red bull screenshot

We've got to deport juice en masse

I don't know either, but reminds me the local grocery store calls energy drinks "new age" as if my grandma was in charge of signage

"Going wankrupt" "No morals no money" "A red hat a day keeps the business away"

As a teen I saw Skillet at a Christian music festival, and the lead singer was introducing the band. "And on keyboards is my wife! I better not catch anybody looking at her!"

Great blog here. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/how-to-thi...

How to Think About Politics Without Wanting to Kill Yourself

There are Enemies, and then there are Cowards.

Hell yeah saucer separation territory

We just watched the VMAs and I was surprised to see there's a mononame artist called "Lisa"

Elon Musk sucks. But SpaceX doesn't (for the most part) and the astronauts would be really fucked if we didn't have them. What SpaceX has done is legitimately impressive, they launch more than any other country, cheaper than anyone else, and have a good safety record.