"why do people buy milk, eggs, and bread before a storm" um to make pre-storm french toast before you lose power, duh

I had to look it up and you can keep cooked french toast for 5-7 if kept cold.

why are you *not* having pre-storm french toast is the real question

One time my girlfriend went to get hurricane supplies. 4 slim Jim's, jerky and 2 cokes. Seriously I was amazed we need at least 4 cokes!

That sounds like a good idea, actually

Duh

Generator

Should invest in a Kelly kettle too you can boil water and cook on them with just burning any old rubbish

Hahaha

Ikr? The milk will go bad without power & ya cant eat the eggs raw!