Thinking of starting a relationship advice column and every answer will be "dump them."

Always correct!

Every so often when I get really bored I end up on r/relationships and this is what my history looks like.

“Sure, you COULD try to fix this, but consider: What if you dated one of the literal millions of people who won’t accuse you of having an incestuous affair with your own sister because you text her a lot”

oh i can coauthor that with you