Old man who steals your jocks when he goes to the gym.

I can beat him by not wearing underwear at the gym, he'll have nothing

He can have them all tbh, but only because he's cute

It's fine I steal his too

you see him wearing a mask and your jock is clearly poking out "i didnt even know you wore underwear"you see him wearing a mask and your jock is clearly poking out "i didnt even know you wore underwear"

I'm sure I can believe him, he seems so trustworthy!