Optimist: cup half full Pessimist: cup half empty Tommycooperist: cup ball ball cup

My friend who died last year used to serve Tommy Cooper in a Blackpool hotel when he'd stay there, he left an envelope for him once with a message there was a drink in it for another member of staff, it was a tea bag! I miss his stories & always loved this one.🤣

Optimist: cup half full Pessimist: cup half empty Samuel Beckettist: The cup has not arrived. But, tomorrow.