"I can haz cheezeburger?"

I myself was granted the Sword of Absolute Power by a lady of the lake in my neighborhood just last week.

What?? Devin Nunes did something stupid and unethical (even by the standards of Trumpian ethics)?? UNPOSSIBLE.

Writing alt text is easy. Writing good alt text, on the other hand ...

A TD pass and led a FG drive on his first two possessions. Also had a good scramble for a first down. As a UNC grad, I am pleased.

Cornflakes and Rolling Rock: The Breakfast of Champions™

It would be pretty to think, certainly.

Winston S. Churchill: The Road to Victory, 1941-1945, by Martin Gilbert.

"Hmmm. What mischief can I get up to?"

Daisy is judging me. I probably deserve it.