Marge needs a lot of TP to clean up after herself.

Walz should start every reply by quoting a line by Vincent LaGuardia Gambini: “Everything that guy just said is bullsh*t!” Simple, concise and to the point. And will leave Walz enough time to focus on what he wants to say.

He probably also invested all his 401(k) in Donnie’s stock when it was trading at $60+.

Even an AI bot would learn enough in 4 years to use different language/vocabulary.

No wonder New Yorkers have a crabby attitude.

Lester Burham vibes

Spontaneous combustion?

There are very few details available, but rumors are that doctors have definitely ruled out pangs of conscience.

Takes the phrase “friends with benefits” to another level.

Please note, those are not percentages of people voting for each candidate, but the odds/probability of winning. So a 58% probability of Harris winning is an extremely slim margin.