Three men walk into a bar. One has dementia, another's brain was eaten by a worm and the third is dragging a couch. The bartender looks at them and asks, "What's with the dead bear?"

dementia guy: "Silence of the lambs, Hannibal Lecter!" bartender: "Yer outta here, buddy, right now! And take those two freaks with ya!"

Nicely played, LG. Brava! 👏😄

The guy with the couch says, "I'm running for Vice President." The bartender says, "ok?!"

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