Wait, that’s not medicine?

Pretty sure I have a secret enemy who gave my number to the PA GOP because that’s who I’m getting texts from

SO MANY!!!!! I’ve never regretted transporting my number across four states before, but this might do me in

I had a stylist I loved. Haven’t lived in her area for ~10 years but still try to schedule a cut when I visit family. A stylist you trust like that is dang rare

This absolutely will not disappoint

I know I have champagne problems but I need to make sure I destroy my nephews. Tee Higgins/Ford

That’s a pretty epic achievement. Despite numerous YouTube tutorials the closest I’ve gotten is “well, it’s not smooshed into a ball…”

Ugh. That sucks

I couldn’t have pulled this one out, but I knew it had to exist!

Hear me out. What about vampire cops?