he xuan (as himself): refuses to debase himself in that way. no fun/10 he xuan (as ming yi): sqx forces him into it exactly once, but he doesnt really try because he wants everyone to know he isnt into it. still lasts longer on it with no effort than anyone expects before sliding off. 5/10

ling wen: working overtime. not out with them. wouldnt do it even if she was. workaholic/10 qi rong: thinks hes gonna ace it easy and gets on with confidence. thrown off in 60 seconds. yells that it's rigged. says he was injured by the throw and is gonna sue for his injuries. storms out. 0/10

feng xin: has the strength to stay on but not the balance, and the spinning at the higher levels is too dizzying. good sport about it though. 7/10 mu qing: wasnt going to do it but sees fx do it and thinks he can show him up. it's not pretty or effortless but he's on par with fx time wise. 6.5/10

yin yu: refuses to debase himself that way. no fun/10 shi qingxuan: makes everyone else do it for her entertainment and acts like an innocent clueless angel when they insist she does it too. she lasts about 45 seconds before falling off and pouts at everyone who made her do it for sympathy. 1/10

very tempted to just ask about every single line in succession now

quan yizhen: could go extreme in either direction. he either inexplicably can stay on the whole time or is comically unable to maintain position and falls every time. but he is unlikely to care much for it himself since yin yu refuses to do it. where's shixiong?/10

hua cheng: would only do it to show off in front of gege, in which case he would stay on long enough to be praiseworthy but let himself get thrown off eventually so as to not outperform xl (and so xl will dote on him and ask if he's okay). it is obvious to everyone else that he fell on purpose. ?/10

xie lian: good at it at first since he has good balance but would get disoriented by the spinning after a while and fall off into hua cheng's arms. hc says that he is so impressed and no one could do it better, clearly everyone else is just lucky while xie lian is skilled. 10000/10 (according to hc)

my opinions are thus: yushi huang: aced no sweat with a gentle smile the whole time like she's remembering her animal friends. 10/10 pei ming: unsurprisingly weirdly good at it. would wear a cowboy hat. could probably stay on the whole time but gets distracted flexing at the ladies. 9/10

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