I just found out that @blackmudpuppy.bsky.social#skinktober, and if you think I'm going to use that as an excuse to post a daily picture of Grendel, you would be absolutely correct.

Thank you for introducing me to the magnificent beast that is the land mullet.

The offering is acceptable. 🦎

It makes perfect sense if your goal is to coerce women into submissive dependence on men.

Definitely scroll up and read the whole 🧵, but this post and the responses are a fine spec fic starter kit.

*waves*

Once I was at a semi professional event with a blogger very happy to be wearing a pair of the new google glasses. I spent the entire time trying to stand behind her.

Our power is back and we have great news! IYKYK

She is!

Grendel says hello