Fuck a lunch meeting.

One day years ago, I skipped class to go snowboarding. A stranger sat next to me on the gondola and his friend sparked a joint on the way up. At some point, he exhaled a big cloud and said “humans are a virus and one day the Earth will cure itself.” I think about that all the time now.

I love this for me.

The graveyard of clothes I thought were a good idea but were very much not is filled to the brim. Silly little baby trans me 🫣

Went on a date with a boy this weekend. He lives around the corner from me and I’m already scheming ways to use his in-unit washer and dryer so I don’t have to find quarters in 2024

Finally got off my lazy ass and refilled my progesterone script. I stg my tits have grown like the grinch’s heart in less than a week.

Unburdened by what has Vanilla Bean

Context is he exchanged hats with a guy wearing a trump hat so it’s not like he brought it from home and was planning this all day. Still, makes the “threat to democracy” claim a little hollow when you see nothing wrong with wearing his hat…..cmon Joe

“Okay but it’s not gonna happen twice in one morning right?” -ATC probably

pick a selfie from your gallery and make it black and white This might be my favorite selfie I’ve taken ever