be me working: internet stupid and discord slow af my gf: use teamspeak me: no my gf: use skype me: yes
why is this funny
So… I’m autistic and I’ve been masking for 7 years… Just about 2 months ago, I entered in a relationship with @kittenzexe.com … Taking off my masks feels so good ☺️ Being open about all my feelings without judgement… I’m pretty sure I’ve found my soulmate…
*me being open about my feelings* My wifey @kittenzexe.com trying to lighten up the mood: What do you have 50 shades of gray? Me: FUCK YOU IM NOT A PORNO.
My sister finally asked « who’s the one on top » to my windows lock screen. This is my lock screen:
Me and my wifey @kittenzexe.com in vc: *We in a server where we are all the same pfp and name* Me: *makes annoying scrolling sounds* My wifey: whoever's doing that stop Me: *keeps going* My wifey: *mutes "EJ"* Few minutes later: My wifey: *realizes* Oh no I'm gonna be in trouble. Me: >:C
@lilysoftpaw.bsky.social OUT OF NO-WHERE, turns on camera, points at Dyson Filter and says: "Dyson Filter"