I did not want to watch Death Throes, Episode IV: Revenge of the Vas Deferens, but here I am with aspirin in hand.
Death Throes of the Spermatic Cords would be a sick name for an all transgirl gothic metal band. Don't just become the goth girlfriend, be in the opening band for Nova Twins.
Okay, the surgeon and the last couple of nurses have been better.
I'm so pissed at Kaiser. All my medical professionals for this surgery are refusing to acknowledge my legal name, which was changed a year ago. I hate being gaslit
These testicles are testing me in their final weeks, like they know it's almost time to go to the human vet.
Elden Ring taught my cat about cursewords. She knows the level of severity of each in our shared repertoire now.
Yes, we do throw it down the hallway and shout "Go get the tampon!" in a cute cat voice.