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Linda Holmes
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Host, NPR. Writer of novels. Companion of internet dog. Oh God, I should probably be doing one of my jobs right now.
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Fourteen years later, I have to tell you the truth: I stand by this.

A Facebook post I made on March 12, 2010. It says: “Look, I’m just saying that if your one boyfriend is a vampire, it seems like kind of a big coincidence that your other boyfriend would be a werewolf.”
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WPwilliampreston.bsky.social

I guess it's pretty predictable once you look at the ethnographic distribution information for the county.

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Aavidangerzone.bsky.social

Big "it's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me" vibes

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MBmbkplus.bsky.social

Also: if it's not a coincidence, you may want to start asking yourself the tough questions about the vibes you're putting out.

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LWlawaleska.bsky.social

Unrelated but a little related: How Did This Get Made has two recent episodes on Fifty Shades of Grey and Fifty Shades Darker and both are so fun!

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joroho73.bsky.social

I guess that if you run in circles that has vampires in them, then you probably have an increased chance of running into a werewolf. If you date a doctor then you are more likely to meet other health care workers. Also, it's all fiction so 🤷‍♂️ 🤣🤣🤣

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BYbrianboruff.bsky.social

The Quileute tribe only shape shifted because the vampires were near. Bella couldn't become a werewolf, but she could become a vampire. Edward was always the better choice ;)

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IAisaacbutler.bsky.social

That’s the Pacific Northwest for ya

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Okay, but what if the next one’s a merperson or an alien?

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BSboiler40.bsky.social

I’d definitely toss my back of magazine mail-order pheromones bottle.

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SQquote-unquote.bsky.social

First they tell me the Clerks sequel is 23 years old, and now that Twilight is at least 14—Why is everyone attacking me this week?! bsky.app/profile/pots...

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Linda Holmes
@lindaholmes.bsky.social
Host, NPR. Writer of novels. Companion of internet dog. Oh God, I should probably be doing one of my jobs right now.
15.7k followers338 following6.1k posts