That’s what we told her! My dad is upset his niece is not Port. My brother brought Elliot Port membership the day he was born and is monitoring the situation closely to prevent this ever happening to another grandchild.

Elliot goes to daycare with his little Port junior member’s bag to be mocked by all the Collingwood and Carlton supporting toddlers. But we stand strong. Never tear us apart and all that.

K so in our family support had been down gender lines. Blair and his dad support Geelong, but his sister and I are Swans. But she just had a son and she has claimed him for us. He's got a swans onsie. Blair's in tatters. I was like "He lives in Sydney! What's he supposed to do?" Scenes.